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Lord Voldemort is my past, present and future
^ k now thats sweet .
i secretly wish i had been in tom riddle’s year at hogwarts…. but then i remember im a hufflepuff and i doubt tom riddle would give a hufflepuff the time of day.
and i would forever be that creepy hufflepuff girl who stares at him during potions class..and we’d never interact except for that one time where i nearly run him over in the library and i try to apologize but he just glares at me
even in my fantasies im that awkward girl who stares.
^ post made my night. LMFAO
When Tom Riddle was all, ‘I am Lord Voldemort. Tom Marvelo Riddle’ I was like
JK ROWLING, HEAR MY PLEA. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE WRITE THE BOOK I’VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
I BEG OF YOU - WRITE THE HISTORY FOR TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE. IT WOULD BE INCREDIBLE, FAR MORE INCREDIBLE (I THINK) THAN ANY TEXTBOOK, ANY BOOK OF FABLES, ANY SIDE STORY, EVEN MORE SO THAN HARRY POTTER’S. GIVE US HIS STORY, GIVE US THE STORY OF LORD VOLDEMORT’S PAST, HIS PRESENT, AND THE FUTURE AFTER HIS DEATH. Please.
Stages:
Raised eyebrow: ORLY?
Smug look: Oh *really*? Thats interesting.
Serious Look: I lost the basilisk in the school? Shit.
On the back of someones head: DAMMIT GET ME MY OWN EFFIN BODY!
Baby Voldy: Don’t hold me like that, Wormtail, I’m straight, I told you that.
Last: Oh shit, my nose is floating up in the air.
